Anonymous asked: will u tell me a story

officialunitedstates:

"You can’t just ride a bear," she said.  "It’s not built for transportation."

I looked at her cowardly face.  “That’s loser talk,” I said.

She was a bit offended but I didn’t care.  I was going to ride that grizzly bear and I was going to do it today.

"Give me the lasso out of the bag," I ordered.

"No… please, don’t do this."

"That’s loser talk," I said as I ripped the backpack out of her hands. 

The rope was thick and the lasso was heavy, but I had spent every waking hour of my life preparing for this day.  A heavy rope wasn’t going to stop me.

"What if it bites you?" she protested. 

But I wouldn’t listen.  This was my destiny; this was my fate.  I slowly approached the grizzly, rope in hand, my fingers ready to strike. 

I knew it could sense I was coming.  It turned, sniffed the air, and rose up on its hind legs.  He was towering, about a foot taller than me, and had thick brown fur shielding him from the cold.  I only had my $240 North Face jacket.

"Let’s go.  You and me.  It’s game time, you dumb bear," I taunted. 

He slowly turned to face me.  Our eyes met, and he had a twinkle in his eye that looked like a diamond.  It was kind of cute for a bear. 

I readied my lasso.  The time was right.  The wind was settled and the air was clear.  It was now or never. 

But I couldn’t do it.  It was something about the way he tilted his head and stared at me—a sort of innocence and fragility that I had scarcely seen before.  I just couldn’t bring myself to tame such a wild beast.

"I can’t do it…. I can’t fight you, bear," I shouted in tears.

"That’s loser talk," said the bear.

empathypure:

game of that didn’t happen in the books

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weliveandbreathewords:

"As if we’d have sex in a cave surrounded by hordes of demons. This is reality, not your fevered imagination."

Remember the DSDS tho.

Evil stuff going on. The dungeon.

Simon have you read CP2

  • Augustus: so your name is four
  • Tobias: yeah
  • Augustus: you could say it's a metafour
  • Tobias: will you stop

lady-fett:

please enjoy this video of an action packed, high speed fight between two cats.

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officialunitedstates:

I like keeping grenades in my pockets.  It’s okay, though, because I don’t pull off the pins.  That way I don’t give the personified grenades any power.

officialunitedstates:

date a girl who won’t go on dates with you because she’s too busy reading a book

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Emma Stone and Jamie Foxx want everyone to catch a sneak peek of their new movie, ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2,’ at the MTV Movie Awards. Englishman Andrew Garfield makes sure the British audience gets the message too. (x)

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leaveatrail:

Everyone struggling to hold on to the cornucopia………

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SUPERMODEL FINNICK ODAIR HANGING ON

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gravity is what you make it

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